jealousasshole:


it fuckin better

jealousasshole:

it fuckin better

reblogged 10 hours ago @ 19 Apr 2014 with 115,027 notes via/source
reblogged 16 hours ago @ 19 Apr 2014 with 256 notes via/source

barricadeponine:

my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

reblogged 22 hours ago @ 19 Apr 2014 with 70,518 notes via/source
boots-n-cats:


my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Apr 2014 with 347,892 notes via/source

tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Apr 2014 with 105,825 notes via/source
Steve Carlsberg

37,965 plays

nazi-nurse:

I seen one with Carlos so

I love how he gets increasingly irritable as it goes on

reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Apr 2014 with 7,182 notes via/source
reblogged 1 day ago @ 18 Apr 2014 with 32,609 notes via/source

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

reblogged 2 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 271,320 notes via/source

bodiebroadus:

B99 had one serious flaw and not only did they correct it, but they apologized for it. Charles isn’t making excuses for his behavior, he’s straight pointing out his actions and saying he’s sorry for being out of line. Way to be, show.

reblogged 2 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 10,009 notes via/source

She’s gonna say my name in that short, clipped way, where she doesn’t add the ‘K’.

reblogged 2 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 4,747 notes via/source